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Hey everyone,

So I spent last weekend going down a financial rabbit hole, and now I can't sleep. Cool. Great. Everything's fine.

Here's what I found: there's apparently a four-stage pattern that's happened exactly three times in the last hundred years. 1929. 2008. And—surprise!—right now.

Banks have allegedly moved $2.7 trillion out of "things that might explode" and into "things that definitely won't." Meanwhile, CNBC is still running segments about the "unstoppable bull market" and your uncle is texting the family group chat about his "can't-fail" commercial real estate investment.

Let me explain why I'm now stress-eating cereal at 2 AM.

Apparently, financial collapses don't just... happen. They follow a script. A really annoying, predictable script that nobody reads until after they've lost their shirt.

Stage 1: The Accumulation Phase (aka "YOLO Era")

This is when banks pile into whatever's hot. In the 1920s, it was industrial stocks. In the 2000s, it was mortgages for people who listed "vibes" as their income source. In the 2020s? Commercial real estate and long-term treasuries.

Basically, banks do the financial equivalent of going all-in on a single crypto coin because their buddy's cousin said it's "definitely going to moon."

Stage 2: Peak Delusion (aka "This Time It's Different")

Markets hit all-time highs. Financial media runs victory laps. Some guy on LinkedIn posts about how his commercial real estate syndication is "recession-proof."

Everyone's a genius. Your barber has stock tips. Your Uber driver has a REIT portfolio. Your grandmother's book club pivoted to options trading.

This is where we were about six months ago. Fun times.

Stage 3: The Silent Exit (aka "Wait, Where'd Everyone Go?")

Here's where it gets spicy.

The smart money starts leaving the party. But they don't announce it. They don't send a memo. They just... slip out the back door while everyone else is doing karaoke to "Don't Stop Believin'."

They move to cash. Gold. Short-term treasury bills. Anything that won't crater when reality kicks in.

This is allegedly where we are right now.

Stage 4: The Reckoning (aka "Why Didn't Anyone Tell Me?")

The collapse becomes visible. Headlines switch from "Markets Soar!" to "Markets Collapse: Here's How to Protect Yourself" (six months too late). Everyone's shocked. SHOCKED.

Meanwhile, the institutions that quietly exited in Stage 3 are now shopping for assets at 90% off like it's Black Friday at the everything store.

Projected timeline? Q3-Q4 2026.

I'm fine. This is fine.

"But Alex, this is just doom-posting. People say markets will crash every year."

Fair point. But let's look at how this actually played out before.

1928-1929: The OG Silent Exit

While regular Americans were throwing their life savings into a market hitting all-time highs, the Rockefellers and Morgans were quietly liquidating. They didn't go on financial TikTok to warn everyone. They just... left.

By the time the market dropped 89% from its peak, these families were sitting on mountains of cash. Then they bought everything back at a 90% discount.

Imagine watching your portfolio turn into pocket change while the guy who sold you those stocks is now buying your house at foreclosure prices. That's what happened.

2006-2008: Mortgage Boogaloo

Goldman Sachs went $13 billion SHORT on mortgage-backed securities in 2007.

At the same time—literally the same time—their sales teams were calling clients and saying "these mortgage products are totally safe, you should definitely buy more."

So they were betting the house would burn down while selling fire insurance on it. Then the house burned down. Then they got a government bailout.

JP Morgan, not to be left out, reduced their mortgage-backed security exposure by 43% before Lehman Brothers face-planted into bankruptcy.

The takeaway? When institutions start moving toward the exits, they don't hold up a sign. They just go.

According to this analysis, major banks have been repositioning since Q2 2025. Here's the alleged playbook:

JP Morgan Chase apparently exited $840 billion in commercial real estate exposure. You know, those office buildings downtown that have 40% vacancy rates because everyone's working from home in their pajamas? Yeah, those.

They also shifted $340 billion from 10-year bonds to 90-day treasury bills. Translation: they went from "we're in it for the long haul" to "we need to be able to grab our money and run at any moment."

Goldman Sachs reportedly liquidated $520 billion in long-duration assets. Their cash position is now allegedly 22% of total assets—which is a lot of "just in case" money. They also increased their gold holdings by 340%.

Gold. The thing people buy when they think everything else is about to become worthless. Cool.

Bank of America supposedly sold $680 billion in mortgage-backed securities.

Remember 2008? Mortgage-backed securities? The things that exploded? Bank of America apparently does remember, and they've apparently decided they'd rather not hold that particular bag this time around.

There's some data points being cited as "flashing red":

Commercial Real Estate: $2.1 trillion in loans are maturing between 2025-2027. The interest rates on the renewals? Triple what they were originally. Picture having a mortgage payment triple overnight while the value of your house is down 40%. That's what's coming for a lot of commercial landlords.

The Yield Curve: The 2-year vs 10-year treasury yield has been inverted for 18 months. Historically, recessions follow within that timeframe. We're running out of clock.

Reverse Repo: $1.2 trillion currently parked there. That's money institutions are essentially stuffing under the mattress for absolute safety—the highest level since the regional bank implosion in 2023.

Debt to GDP: Currently at 123%. The highest peacetime level in US history. Not great!

Look, I'm not telling you to panic-sell everything and move to a bunker with canned beans. (Though beans are high in protein and shelf-stable. Just saying.)

But here's the uncomfortable reality: if this pattern holds, we might be in the "don't worry, everything's fine" phase right before the "wait, nothing's fine" phase.

The institutions with the best data, the smartest analysts, and the most at stake are reportedly moving to safety. They're not announcing it. They're just doing it.

Meanwhile, retail investors—people like us—are still being told to "stay the course" and "keep buying the dip."

The dip last time was 89%. That's not a dip. That's a canyon.

I'm not saying liquidate your 401k and buy gold bars. (I'm definitely not qualified to give that advice, and this is not financial advice, please don't sue me.)

But maybe pay attention to what institutions are doing versus what they're saying. When JP Morgan's PR team says "everything's fine" while their treasury desk moves $340 billion into 90-day bills... maybe notice that.

History has a rhythm. It might be worth learning the beat before the music stops.

Stay frosty, Alex

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